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Unfortunate Child Named “Not Me” Accumulates 30 Life Sentences Worth of Grounding Due To Lying Children Nationwide

Not Me, an 8-year-old living in an undisclosed American suburb, is currently serving an estimated 30 life sentences of grounding after being blamed for broken windows, carpet stains, and holes in drywall in homes nationwide.… Read More »Unfortunate Child Named “Not Me” Accumulates 30 Life Sentences Worth of Grounding Due To Lying Children Nationwide

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Minnesota Dad Sells Family Cabin to Fund Son’s Obsession with Most Expensive Sports Positions, Awaits Pro-Athlete Payday

Local father Tom Harris, 46, recently made the heart-wrenching decision to sell the family’s cherished cabin up north to accommodate his son Billy’s incessant desire to play the most expensive positions in high school sports.… Read More »Minnesota Dad Sells Family Cabin to Fund Son’s Obsession with Most Expensive Sports Positions, Awaits Pro-Athlete Payday