This week, a groundbreaking advancement in drone technology has overbearing parents nationwide sighing in relief and children hiding in terror. Drone manufacturer HoverHawk released their latest product: the Helicopter Parent, a drone designed to provide… Read More »New Helicopter Parent Drone Takes Overbearing Parenting to New Heights
Amazon has always been an innovator and their new product has all the parents talking. Today at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, Amazon has unveiled their newest product the Fire Sticky, a tablet… Read More »Amazon Introduces Fire Sticky: Pre-sticky Tablet Straight from the Factory
This new product in development has parents curious and diaper manufacturers scared. SC Johnson has announced the development of a groundbreaking new product: Ziploc diapers. Merging their mastery in airtight seal technology with the world… Read More »New Ziploc Diapers: Secret to Success or Hot Mess Express?
In an unprecedented move in the infant care industry, Enfamil, a leading infant formula manufacturer, has just announced the release of their latest innovation: Enfamil PM, a revolutionary baby formula that boasts military-grade animal tranquilizers… Read More »Enfamil Develops Tranquilizing Baby Formula with Help from Large Animal Veterinarians
In a stunning development that is set to revolutionize the way we feed our little ones, a group of surgeons has announced a new surgical procedure capable of increasing the size of a toddler’s dinner… Read More »Surgeons Testing Procedure to Increase Dinner Stomach, Shrink Snack Stomach in Children
In a groundbreaking development, scientists have identified a newly discovered gene believed to contribute to a larger bone structure in some individuals, popularly referred to as being “big-boned.” This news has sparked excitement among sturdy,… Read More »Scientists Discover “Big Bone” Gene, Overweight Children Everywhere Rejoice
To the delight of children across the nation, the FDA has recently released a new study suggesting that consuming one wine glass of grape juice per day may reduce the risk of heart disease in… Read More »FDA Study Finds One Wine Glass of Grape Juice Per Day Lowers Heart Disease Risk in Children
