The ever-unpredictable Joe Rogan Experience shattered another mold this week, welcoming its youngest guest ever: 9-year-old Alec Jones, a fourth grader from Austin, Texas. The episode, which aired yesterday, left audiences both amused and bewildered… Read More »Joe Rogan Experience Podcast Features First Child Guest Alec Jones
Local dad Peter Hopkins expressed his utter dismay today that his 10-year-old son, Cadbury, still hasn’t grasped the biological impossibility of rabbits laying eggs, even after yet another Easter has come and gone. “I mean,… Read More »Local Father Appalled as 10-Year-Old Son Still Clueless About Easter Bunny’s Egg-Laying Abilities
In a suburban home strikingly similar to every other house on the block, local mom Karen Patterson has reportedly issued her 487th consecutive threat that she will undoubtedly not follow through. Witnesses report that it’s… Read More »“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats
Not Me, an 8-year-old living in an undisclosed American suburb, is currently serving an estimated 30 life sentences of grounding after being blamed for broken windows, carpet stains, and holes in drywall in homes nationwide.… Read More »Unfortunate Child Named “Not Me” Accumulates 30 Life Sentences Worth of Grounding Due To Lying Children Nationwide
Local father Tom Harris, 46, recently made the heart-wrenching decision to sell the family’s cherished cabin up north to accommodate his son Billy’s incessant desire to play the most expensive positions in high school sports.… Read More »Minnesota Dad Sells Family Cabin to Fund Son’s Obsession with Most Expensive Sports Positions, Awaits Pro-Athlete Payday
There’s a up-and-coming political star that is making waves on the local level, 5-year-old Jerry Manders from Chicago, Illinois, has been identified as a lying prodigy with a skill set so advanced that he is… Read More »Jerry Manders, 5-Year-Old Prodigy Liar, Already Hailed as Future Political Star
Ten-year-old Simon Sess, unfortunately named after a classic children’s game, expressed his deep hatred for his name. Due to the relentless teasing centered around “Simon Says,” the child is now considering changing his name to… Read More »Simon Says He’s Had Enough! Local Boy Considers Name Change to Rover to Avoid Teasing
If life gives you lemons, be sure to not give them to the little kid in my neighborhood because his lemonade stand is an embarrassment. I was out for a casual stroll on a sunny… Read More »Opinion: Why Buy Lemonade From This Kid’s Lemonade Stand When I Can Make Better At Home?
A birthday party at Canterbury Park horse racing track took an unexpected turn last weekend when six-year-old Grayson discovered that his father, Jim, was more interested in gambling than celebrating his son’s special day. Upon… Read More »Little Gambler, Big Win: Six-Year-Old’s Horse Racing Birthday Party Takes an Unexpected Turn!
In a stunning development that is set to revolutionize the way we feed our little ones, a group of surgeons has announced a new surgical procedure capable of increasing the size of a toddler’s dinner… Read More »Surgeons Testing Procedure to Increase Dinner Stomach, Shrink Snack Stomach in Children
