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Where the Hell are Ryder’s Parents?

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Ryder, the local young leader of the Paw Patrol, has long been a fixture in Adventure Bay. He is often seen gallivanting around town with his high-tech ATVs or overseeing operations in his pup-filled command center. However, recent concerns about his upbringing have left many locals bewildered and wondering where the hell are Ryder’s parents? 

“I see that kid zooming around town on his ATV at all hours of the day and night,” expressed one concerned citizen. “Doesn’t he have a bedtime? And where are his parents when he’s operating heavy machinery without any formal training? I have never even heard his parents being referenced, let alone seen proof that they exist.  The kid can’t be more than 10 years old!  Where are social services?”

Ryder’s home life has become a topic of speculation among the townsfolk.  Rumors have been swirling on social media, with theories ranging from Ryder being a secret child prodigy or wealthy heir to a batman-style fortune.

However, not everyone shares the same level of concern. “Back in my day, we didn’t have parents hovering over us every minute of the day,” remarked a local citizen. “I used to tear up the streets on my ATV every summer night until street lights came on. At least Ryder’s out there doing something productive with his time. Better than being glued to a tablet watching Blippi videos all day like half the kids nowadays!”

Another local citizen commented further: “Also, how is it that these dogs talk anyways?  Are they trained? Genetically modified? Gifted with magical powers? Why don’t the cats get to talk? That seems a little speciesist.”

As the debate rages on, one thing remains certain: Adventure Bay’s favorite young hero continues to roam the streets, seemingly parentless and carefree. And as of publication, Ryder’s parents still have not been reached for comment, leaving locals to continue to speculate wildly.

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